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SKIDROW - REVOLUTION PER MINUTE ALBUM REVIEW
I’m not sure whether this album was intended as a joke, or if maybe Dave Sabo and Rachel Bolan partied a little too hard in the 80s and caught a late manifesting case of Ozzy Osbourne syndrome, but either the way the result is an utter catastrophe. The only thing that I can think of that can potentially lead to failure in the same way that an 80s heavy metal band morphing into a grunge rock, alternative metal, or groove metal band would is adopting the really flakey newer brand of emo pop/punk pushed by bands like My Chemical Romance, and boy does Skid Row take the fatal plunge on here.
“Revolutions Per Minute” is essentially a slightly manlier rehash of stuff heard off of “The Black Parade” with some better guitar solos and a slightly better vocal delivery. The songwriting is extraordinarily vapid, churning out interchangeable melodies in major keys that sound extremely hokey when matched up with Johnny Solinger’s really lame attempts at emulating the punk rock version of attitude based yelling. The lyrical content reads like the illegitimate son of Vince Neil and Sam Kinnison if the former was downing tons of alcohol throughout his pregnancy, resulting in any level of humor being inherited from the later being killed off.
Just one listen to pseudo rocking up tempo joke songs in “Another Dick In The System” and “Nothing” will seal any doubt that this is not something that can be listened to without either busting out laughing or sighing in a state of apathy. When the formulaic power chord songs start to get played out, then these washed up 80s icons resort to the same sort of crappy down tempo semi-grunge rock influenced rubbish that occasionally comes out of bands like Seether, complete with Solinger actually channeling Kurt Cobain during the quiet verses. And there’s naturally goofy joke songs aplenty, including a really revolting semi-country rock sounding blunder in “You Lie” and a really redundant and utterly unfunny power chord coaster in “White Trash”. You can tell a band is scraping the bottom of the barrel when they start making references to “Girls Gone Wild”.
The only song on here that even sounds remotely good is “Let It Ride”, which sees the band taking the pop/punk song format into something of an enjoyable direction. This is basically a somewhat more complex version of a Green Day song with one little rock riff tucked into the verse, but it’s reasonably catchy and has a solid gang chorus that fills out the arrangement relatively nicely. They throw in a little token guitar solo on this one that loosely resembles a Bon Jovi meets Twisted Sister approach to lead work, but for the most part it’s all power chords and vocals.
If ever there was a band that needs to just cash in their chips and hang it up it’s these guys. It’s utterly sad that the same band that wrote songs like “Youth Gone Wild”, “Sweet Little Sister” and “Slave To The Grind” has been reduced to this. Not even a minimally self-respecting fan of the most girlie of hair bands should ever admit to liking this. I’d even put that ridiculous made up band that Sebastian Bach was in a couple years back with Ted Nugent, Scott Ian and Evan Seinfeld called Damnocracy above this pile of Emo drenched, pseudo-comical drivel.
Track List :1. Disease
2. Another Dick in the System
3. Pulling My Heart Out from Under Me
4. When God Can't Wait
5. Shut Up Baby, I Love You 0
6. Strength (The Alarm cover)
7. White Trash
8. You Lie
9. Nothing
10. Love Is Dead
11. Let It Ride
SKIDROW - THICKSKIN ALBUM REVIEW
SKIDROW - SUBHUMAN RACE ALBUM REVIEW
SKIDROW - SLAVE TO GRIND ALBUM REVIEW
Skid Row's sleaze oriented debut album which was released in 1989 was a very good start for them and they enjoyed a huge success over the world. It wasn't until they made their second album "Slave To The Grind" that they reached their top if you ask me. Compared to their debut, this one's a lot heavier, angrier and it's even furious at some points. Skid Row went from being a sleaze metal band to become a cool heavy metal and nothing's better than some cool heavy metal. There's still a few "classic" Skid Row moments on here that reminds of their previous hits "18 & Life" and "I Remember You" but overall, this one's a lot more "fuck you!" than "please, don't leave me!".
It's clearly from the start that Skid Row have become heavier. We're talkin' about the classic opening track "Monkey Business" which is like a mix of their previous style and their new heavy fuckin' metal. The best song on here is defenitely the title track. Believe it or not, but this one's simply thrash metal and it's also the track that best shows what they've become. "Mudkicker" is another pure heavy metal monster with a little sleaze attatched to it and it certainly kick ass. We also get to hear punk in "Riot Act" while "Quicksand Jesus" and "Wasted Time" is responsible for the classic Skid Row power-ballad sound that we're formiliar with from the debut album. The rest of the tracks are cool heavy metal tunes. Some with a little sleaze influences and some with less.
The production on this album is great and it suits the music very well. The guitars are pretty raw and heavy which I think is totally excellent and the solos kicks ass as well. The only thing I'm a little negative on is the bass drum. It's too thin / turned down. Sometimes, it's so low that you don't even hear it. Apart from that, the production's very good.
The cast are great and they've probably never been better either. Snake and Scotti are totally amazing here and you can almost hear their guitars scream for mercy. Rob is a sick drummer! He's what a perfect drummer is, he's made of flesh and blood and every hit doesn't sound accurate to each other which shows that it's not a damn machine. Rachel's bass playing is excellent to say at least, I'm not too much into bass and don't really have an opinion on it. Finally, Sebastian is an amazing singer and his vocals are some of the best I've heard. He doesn't let me down here either.
So finally to my last comments on "Slave To The Grind"...
This is Skid Row's best album and I totally recommend it. I bought it a long time ago now and I don't regret a single swedish "krona" (as our money is called). You should check this one out if you're into bands like Warrant, Mötley Crüe, Whitesnake and other heavier acts.
Track List :1. Monkey Business
2. Slave to the Grind
3. The Threat
4. Quicksand Jesus
5. Psycho Love
6. Get the Fuck Out
7. Living on a Chain Gang
8. Creepshow
9. In a Darkened Room
10. Riot Act
11. Mudkicker
12. Wasted Time